What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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