idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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