mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
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Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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