Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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