32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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