atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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