Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
