Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
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So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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