Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
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She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
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