dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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