I need help removing her.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
The ass gains better be worth it
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