the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
either way he was missing a nipple.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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