I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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