I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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