Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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