who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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