why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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