I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
she woke up with a sticky ear
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
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i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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