just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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