I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize