I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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