i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
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Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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