Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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