come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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