I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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