yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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