4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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