That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize