Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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