Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Quick, to the slutcave!
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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