the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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