i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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