id be glad to
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
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Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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