ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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