4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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