he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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