just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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