I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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