omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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