Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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