it wasn't lemon gatorade
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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