Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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