How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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