So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
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