Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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