Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
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