You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
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I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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