WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I got inside last night via doggy door
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Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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