everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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