I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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