Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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