As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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