well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
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No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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