new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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