Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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