Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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