i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I need to calm my uterus...
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
True college students do jello shots in the library
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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