We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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